Chey’s Lounge

I think I may have alluded to this in one of my first posts, but I did try to write one blog post a few years ago and it never made it to the internet. I was just looking through my notes to consolidate the random ideas I have managed to write down over the years into the somewhat newly created ideas list. When I came across it, I definitely felt a little embarrassed almost. I guess I’ll feel that way about these posts one day too. Oh well. To combat the embarrassment and to honor my former self, I think today’s post is going to be that blog post that never-was-but-now-will-be. I said in it that one would happen, so let’s make it happen despite it not being the first one. 

Shut up, I know, I know. Here I am, it’s 1:24 am on a Saturday and I was thinking about how my cousins miss when I was writing a blog and I was thinking about a few things. Then I was like… why don’t I give the people what I want while I’m inspired? In reality, I really should write stuff for at least the next month, technically semester, probably until I die (for the emotional benefits). I also had a teacher and a professor whose words of wisdom I am thinking about. One of them got like fired or something for some sort of sketchy shit, don’t know any hint of a trumor, hardly heard rumors. Anyway, I trust sketchy people, it’s fun. That one (spoiler alert, the teacher), said that it’s good to just like write down whatever you’re thinking so it gets out of your head and you don’t keep thinking about it and going back to it. In reality, it probably sucks if you don’t know how to phrase it, so get it out of there!!! I wouldn’t know if what I write sucks, because I don’t read it over xx. Why? It’s embarrassing. Will I ever get over it? Yeah, probably, but it leaves me a lot of room for personal growth in the meantime. So like maybe if I write my thoughts about silly things then it will help me write less silly things over the next few months. Now heading over to the professor’s advice: practice writing! I think it’s great advice. Like all great and valuable advice, I don’t follow it, but it’s really good. He particularly was like “you should be writing 1,000 words a day.” Like honey, you’re so damn right. What am I practicing for though? Exactly. Nothing. Well technically not, but like, I made it this far…. What’s one more go at it without the practice? Well, i guess it’s also because the person I pay to talk to whenever she gets around to it is having a baby and is taking some time off. I truly hope she wasn’t serious when she said she’s trying to take a month off from everything. Like girl… you’re stronger than me. Yo… you currently wondering what’s happening when someone starts laughing in their dreams? Yeah I wasn’t either until like 14 seconds ago when I was startled and spooked. Speaking of dreams, fuck Netflix, not for the password sharing rules but for cancelling The OA. All the other cancelled shows I can get over, but cancelling a masterpiece like that… go to hell. I mean that soooo seriously, like use all your rich person money, create a super realistic set of Hell, and live there forever. Or buy me bi-weekly massages for like 9 months until my body finally releases all the tension you caused me. Now I’m itchy! Probably because I was exuding all of that negative energy just now. Maybe I just haven’t moisturized my legs enough and it’s been cold and dry the past few days. We’ll literally never know. I’m finally getting tired, it’s 1:50 am. I have little left that I feel like discussing with myself and future historians reading this (whether it be of the high school variety later on this week or one looking for a glimpse of what life was really like in the Old Empire 3,000 years from now, who refer to me as Chey the Elder and revere my take on all the happenings in the world, defining them for how they truly are. Like Tyra messed up with ANTM All Stars. Just unbiased facts here…. Okay well the first one is definitely really likely to happen. I cannot comment on the likelihood of the second. Why can’t I? Shh.