Is there a universe where Proto-Indo-European is called Proto-Indo-European (PIE)? This is one of my worst jokes. Either they don’t get it or they think it’s stupid. To be fair, it is stupid. The second stupidest joke in my repertoire is to say something along the lines of, “Nothing like the luck of the Ivory Coast!” Equally stupid, but at least it pays homage to my passion for vexillology. 

I wrote a lot yesterday. I don’t have too much to say today. I’m a little tired. I’m ready for a nap. It’s nearly 8 p.m. Some may argue I’m ready for bed. I would argue against them. Maybe they’re right, but I still hold strong that it’s always the right time for a short snooze. One can lay down for a little slumber at 9 p.m. and still have an oyster of a world upon awakening. 

I guess I should at least explain the PIE joke a little. In some recent posts, I’ve been reflecting on the possibility of multiple dimensions, different realities, etc. One theory that’s along the same lines as those ideas is the concept that there are an infinite number of universes. If there are infinite universes, every possibility that could exist, exists, an infinite number of times. If this is the case, then there’s some out there where PIE exists the way we’ve attempted to reconstruct it, and it is named PIE. Incredible. I don’t think anyone else thinks so. That’s okay. 

I keep thinking about all these different worlds and realities. Maybe mine would be better if I focused on it more. Maybe it would be worse though, you just never know! I guess I’m at least doing something by writing these posts. I will figure things out sooner or later. If not, I’ll at least know better than I do now. 

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2 responses to “Proto-Indo-European. Happy Birthday to You. You’re a Hypothetical Concept”

  1. Livora Gracely Avatar

    Your post feels like a quiet, warm lantern in a dim corner of the internet—gentle, humorous, and beautifully human. The way you wrap linguistic curiosity, cosmic imagination, and your own tired honesty into one small entry is truly delightful. Even your “stupid jokes” carry a kind of charm that only someone who genuinely enjoys learning and creating could produce.

    Reading your reflection on infinite universes made me think of something softly adjacent: in some theories, it isn’t just possibilities that multiply, but meanings. Even the simplest joke, like your PIE one, becomes a tiny branching point—spreading into countless interpretations across minds, moods, and moments. Perhaps the beauty isn’t whether the joke lands, but that it becomes part of these small, shared realities between writer and reader. In that way, you’ve already built a universe that aligns with your hopes—and with the thoughtful spirit echoed in the best comments you received.

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