Chey’s Lounge

I wrote the premise of this post out by hand. I probably should’ve typed it, but sometimes I just need to do some scribbling. I’m starting to type it out a little late, but nothing I haven’t done before. I definitely procrastinated my heart out in school <3. And there are no grades for this, so it’s okay if my post sucks or is missing some stuff, all that matters is that I ideally post before midnight. Not sure how detailed I’m gonna get, but to make a long story short, you’re about to read about my journey into work today. Unless you do not read it, then you’re about to save some of your precious time that could’ve been wasted on me. 

I titled my notes for this, “The Journey to Atlantis” and as you can see, title didn’t stick. My handwriting is really bad LOL. Like most of my stories, I need to start this one a few days before the main act takes place. 

You all know better than most that I haven’t been having a good time lately. I have been crying more than usual, it’s so pathetic. The only reason to mention this is so you understand that I’m not just feeling these emotions, I’m really feeling these emotions. My coochie isn’t doing anything, so I can’t even blame it on that. God, I wish I could just blame that!

Okay, sorry, back on track. It snowed where I am this past weekend, Saturday night into Sunday early afternoon. I didn’t feel well this weekend, so I hadn’t cleared off my vehicle until this afternoon (it’s Tuesday). And much to my eventual demise, I wasn’t wearing any gloves. That really touched my socks (by socks, I mean fingers). I tried my best to clear my car off well because I don’t want to be that person who has snow flying all over the place, messing with everyone behind me. I ended up turning my car on and just left it running for a while. Probably 20 minutes or so by the time I got back out there. 

I once again tried my best to remove the remnants of the snow. I wasn’t 100% successful. Whatever. Time to go. Not really, actually, but since I was out there quite early and my car had already been running for a while, I decided to just leave a few minutes early. Probably less than 15 minutes.  

Before I got onto the highway, I tried to go a little fast to get those last bits off my car. I was not 100% successful. Once I got onto the highway, I felt embarrassed. Why? Well, because I’m insane. Jk. It was because I kept thinking about how no one else had snow on their car anymore and everyone must think I’m such a hermit lady bitch (and ugly) who adds nothing to society and never goes to work. Hope I don’t feel the same leaving! I think I’ll be okay, I’ll be nothing but a shadow rolling in the night. Much less visible, possibly more vulnerable. 

So, I got there early. Since I was there with more than a few minutes to spare and I have still been feeling under the weather, I decided to circle the lot a little to look for a close(ish) spot. It reminded me of college a little bit, back when I’d feel like a shark/predator looking for a spot before class. I could not find shittt. People were leaving at this time, so I knew something should open up soon. Well, maybe not because I decided to give up and park a few extra yards (meters, for my normal readers) away. I went and parked. I pulled through a spot and put my car in park. As I was taking off my seatbelt, I saw this lady I had been keeping my eye on finally chucked her Honda in reverse. The lights caught my attention like I was getting pulled over at 12:45 a.m. on a country road. I made the decision. Seat belt back on, I’m off. 

Guys, you’re not going to fucking believe this shit. She kinda stops. I see her start again, and turn left to pull right in behind her on the right. She’s not fucking moving again. I flash her, not with my titties but my heart. Well, my brights. This fucking woman sticks her hand out the window to wave me on. Fine. You did it. You broke me. I’ll go. And I do go. I go and then I turn right to come back round and claim my throne. Jk. Some fucking guy claimed it first. I try so, so very hard not to, but you have to remember how I’ve been feeling… not well. So I definitely accidentally wished that man and woman, possibly co-conspirators, would spontaneously combust!!! Okay, that was like a few minutes of my day today. Yes, I did let it negatively affect me, my bad!