Chey’s Lounge

I don’t even know if I’m going to be able to post this on time today. There’s no service where I am right now. Let’s see if anything pops up before midnight. If not, this will be an hour or 2 late. Not too bad, really. I don’t even have anything to say today/right now. I do think people who wear masks still are smart. Getting sick stinks and I definitely think a mask helps at least a bit. I really don’t think it’s hurting anyone or anything. Except maybe the environment. Who cares about that these days anyway? If we did, anyone whose job can be done from home should be working from home. 

You’d think I’d have a long post considering the lack of internet/cell service in general. I’d think so too! We’re all wrong though. I have nothing to say! I should go back to my old list.  Definitely not today. Maybe another day. Maybe I should risk getting arrested and go grab some strangers flabbies. Maybe I should get arrested and just cook in jail/prison. Maybe I should just get a job as a line cook before I go there. It was so nice to have a few days with nothing to do so I had the time, energy, and motivation to cook. Love that. Want more of it! Anyway, this post is officially delayed due to no fault of my own (for once!). My bad though! Here’s a yo mama joke to make it up to you all. 

Your mommas so fat she’s never been late in her life because of the way her gravity bends space time.