Something about that word really grabs your attention, huh? I can’t believe I’m writing a post right now. It’s 9:42 p.m. on October 2. I guess I have stuff to say! A few weeks ago, my world changed a bit. I switched from a 4:45 p.m. start time to 10:00 a.m. Very interesting. Kinda strange. People who operate on a normal schedule aren’t necessarily my kind of people. I like the misfits. I always feel like I belong on the Island of Misfit Toys. I guess I just feel like I stand out more for some reason. A stranger in a strange land. The worst part? Thinking of trying to go for 8 a.m. I feel like it’s actually not that bad to get after 6:30 p.m., but it is for a girl like me bc I just get so sleepy and I want to watch all of these sports games and not fall asleep. 

Speaking of sports, I was having some weird thoughts the other day. It takes a certain personality to be a closing pitcher in baseball. Funnily enough, when I had that thought, I immediately thought about how you need to have a certain personality to be a good car salesman. Funnily enough, one of the greatest closers owns a car dealership. Can’t hate the player, just the game I guess (Mariano Rivera). Funnily enough, I said funnily enough again. 

Oh! I have a wedding I’m going to tomorrow. I ordered a small dress and think maybe medium would be better, but oh well! I need to find heels. I also need you all to pray for me. It’s tight around the chest. Not the god part, the barrel-chested aspect. I’m gonna look boxy. I ordered my first spanks. I do not actually believe it’s going to do much LOL. I could look for a new dress, but idk, I’m committed. I wish I realized it was gonna be small sooner. I need to try to get #skinny. What would the Mujahideen do?

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